"When We All Work For Walmart It'll Be Great"

when we all work for walmart it'll be great!
pushed by the invisible hand of fate
they won't pay us worse than minimum wage
they don't discriminate with age
imagine 200 million coworkers strong
everybody sing along!

when we all work for walmart it'll be great!
they've got a selection that is great!
they've got prices that are great!
why hate them 'cause they're great?

they're gonna provide jobs
for all of us
why take the bus
to go to some shop
that only employs like, one or two slobs
when you can help be a part
of the master plan
walk on in to walmart with money in your hand!

when we all work for walmart it'll be great!
i can't wait till my start date!
why don't we stop with all the hate!
there's a place for you and your mate!

with so many jobless, the bigger the better
the cheaper, the wetter
i get when i see sweaters
made by children overseas,
but you can't beat prices like these,
explain to them
if you please
that walmart both clothes and feeds
thousands of people everywhere
that makes them good
that means they care... Read More
they can't pay 'em less
then they already do
so line up here to boogaloo
at the walmart that has become your life
because all that's important
to you and your wife
and your workbuddy steve
and his friend tim
are low low prices
and everybody wins